A scatman cruths.
now I'm gonna tell you something we can do..if you cut off my head, I'll cut yours off for you.


seeing food on my dash


(Source: caughtshade)

Reblogged from the-green-unicorn, Posted by quetedijewn.

casually avoiding death

he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time
Reblogged from vethox, Posted by stellablu.


world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed)

Reblogged from blatantcunt, Posted by kittiezandtittiez.
Reblogged from a-clockworkdoorhinge, Posted by finejeeze.

Bring that sweet ass over here.